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Is the threat of determinism really getting you down? Have no fear. We have all new special spooky agent causal powers for sale. Sure, they are a little pricey. But free will is like smooth skin: paying a premium is surely worth it.


And why buy plain old moisturiser for $3.50, when you can pay 50 times that for clinically unproven moisturiser? If that's you, then agent causal powers are definitely for you. Unproven,  and, quite possibly, non-existent: but why let that worry you? 


*DISCLAIMER: we make no claim that purchasers of agent causal powers can use them to bring about free action, or free will. Use at your own discretion. 

Agent causal powers

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