Are you concerned you might be a Boltzmann brain, briefly coalesced in a local area of low entropy that has arisen in a sea of high entropy flux? Purchase this Boltzmann brain today, and feel assured that you are not THAT brain. 

 

*DISCLAIMER: this will in no way undermine any doubt you might have that you are some other Boltzmann Brain. 

Boltzmann Brain

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